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The 19th Hole

In a return to this popular series hackersgolf, caught up with The Hackers
vice-captain in time for the tour, invaded his home & drunk his Ruddles to
ask him the famed 20 questions !!!
Previous Hackers of the Month can be found on the archive page. 

Full Name - Alan Frederick Johnson
D-o-B        - 6th July 1942
Fave Course - Belfairs GC
Course you'd most like to play - St Andrews
Fave other Sports - Cricket, Football & Snooker
Fave Film  - The Good, The Bad & The Ugly
Fave T.V   - Gardeners World & Groundforce
Fave Music - Eric Clapton & Fleetwood Mac
Fave Karaoke Song - Danson Joue Contre Joue
Worst Karaoke Song - Your Song
Fave Birdie - Dame Edna Everage or Kate Winslet
Best Ever Score - 89 over Belfairs
Who would make up your ideal 4 Ball - Bruce Forsyth, Ernie Els & Gary Player.
Funniest Thing Seen on a course - Patty hitting a newly built house on the 11th over
Castle Point & breaking some roof tiles !
Who will win The Hackers Tour - Either Russell or Chris
Golfer you most Admire - Ernie Els
Where Should The Hackers go on Tour for 2004 - South of France
Who would you least like to share a room with on tour - Fozzie
What's your Golfing Pet Hate - The petty archaic rules like, disqualification for signing the
wrong card & snobbery at some clubs.    

The Lovely Kate Winslet
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Just mention her Bangers when Red's standing over a 3ft putt

Alright my loves, nice to see you to see you nice
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'hurry up Red we're playing Ernie & Gary Player in 10 mins.'

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